Celebrity Noses: Private Email

Celebrity Noses: Private Email


>>James: THANKS SO MUCH! I WISH YOU COULD COME EVERY DAY. YOU’RE AN INCREDIBLE CROWD. REGULAR VIEWERS OF THE SHOW WILL
KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SEGMENT ON THE SHOW THAT WE HAVE TRIED TO
DO IT AND TRIED. WE TRIED SO MANY TIMES. IT’S CALLED CELEBRITY NOSES. WE’RE VERY KEEN TO GET IT RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD
TIME. IT’S TIME FOR CELEBRITITY NOSES! WOW! GRAPHIC WORK! BAND WORK! WE’RE ON FIRE! AS YOU ALL KNOW, EVERYONE’S GOT
A NOSE, EVEN CELEBRITIES HAVE GOT NOSES. SCHEBTIES AND THEIR NOSES ARE
INSEPARABLE. SO TAKE JUDI — WHAT’S HAPPENED
HERE? WHAT’S GOING ON? WHY IS THE CARD LIKE THIS?>>Ben: HOLE FOR THE NOSE.>>James: RIGHT, AND WHEN HAVE
WE DISCUSSED HAVING THAT?>>Ben: IT’S A HOLE FOR THE
NOSE.>>James: YES, BUT THAT’S NOT
HOW THIS WORKS, IS IT? WHY WOULD IT BE LIKE THAT?>>Ben: IT’S A HOLE FOR YOUR
NOSE. WHEN HAS THAT EVER BEEN THE
CASE? THAT’S —
(LAUGHTER) THAT’S POINTLESS! NO, NO! DON’T CLAP! NO! THEY’LL ALL LIKE IT! WHAT ARE WE EVER GOING TO DO THE
SHOW — (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I MEAN, LOOK, WHY IS THAT GOING TO BE —
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I DON’T KNOW — WITHOUT THE
NOSE — I JUST WANT A CARD WITH JUDI DENCH’S NOSE.>>Ben: COPY THAT.>>James: WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU SOMEBODY WHO JOINED THE
POLICE?>>Ben: COPY THAT. NEW CARDS COMING OUT NOW.>>James: WE’VE NEVER DONE IT
THAT WAY. YEAH, TAKE THAT. GET OUT. RIGHT. I MEAN, IT WOULDN’T BE CELEBRITY
NOSES WITHOUT A GLITCH. RIGHT? OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY, LET’S START AGAIN. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT’S COMING,
BECAUSE I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT’S TIME FOR
CELEBRITY NOSES! ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES, OKAY ♪
>>James: OKAY. NOW, ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES,
ALL PEOPLE HAVE NOSES, AND NOSINGS AND CELEBRITIES ARE
INSEPARABLE AND THAT IS WHY WE’RE HERE WITH JUDI DENCH’S
NOSE — (LAUGHTER)
WHAT’S THAT?>>IT’S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.>>James: WHEN? HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT WHAT I
ASKED FOR?>>A CARD WITH JUDI DENCH’S
NOSE.>>James: THEY ALL SAY THAT! YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW THIS BIT
WORKS BY NOW!>>NOT REALLY.>>James: FORGET THE CARDS. I’M SO DETERMINED TO DO THIS
BECAUSE IT’S A BRILLIANT PIECE OF SATIRE, THE BEST PIECE IN
LATE NIGHT. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO
HAPPEN SO I LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, I SENT
THE PHOTOS TO DAVE IN GRAPHICS. OKAY. SO WE’LL FORGET THE CARDS,
FORGET THE JINGLE AND JUST BRING THE PICTURES UP ON A SPLIT
SCREEN, OKAY?>>COPY THAT.>>James: STOP SAYING COPY
THAT!>>COPY THAT.>>James: RIGHT. OKAY. AS WE ALL KNOW, CELEBRITIES AND
THEIR NOSES ARE INSEPARABLE. IF WE COULD HAVE UP THE FIRST
GRAPHIC — THAT IS JUDI DENCH’S NOSE. WHAT’S THAT! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
WHAT’S THAT! NO! NO! WHAT’S THAT?! (LAUGHTER)
>>THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOU SENT TO DAVE.>>James: NO! HIS CBS EMAIL! HIS PRIVATE! NOT THE ONES I SENT TO HIS
PRIVATE! NO! NO! STOP! STOP PUTTING THOSE UP!>>THEY’RE THE PHOTOS YOU SENT
TO DAVE.>>James: NO! THEY ARE NOT THE ONES I SENT TO
HIS WORK EMAIL! THEY ARE PRIVATE! STOP! WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE PICTURES
UP? FORGET IT! WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! WE HAVE TO COME RIGHT BACK.>>PLENTY OF TIME.>>James: PUT IT DOWN! TWO MINUTES TILL BREAK.>>James: WE’RE GOING TO THE
COMMERCIAL. COME BACK WITH A FUN SHOW. PLAY THE MUSIC, REGGIE! ♪

100 comments

  1. What's so funny about "Brit humor"…. Nothing less funnier than Brit humor on American shore… What's even worse it's the the Americans who follow it. Brits are never funny…

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  3. … LOL.. It's so funny how this is still going on who the f*** is this guy… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  4. Hahaha! Awesome! Reading the comments,I think "Lol idk" might be jealous because it only takes a single rose petal to cover his own package.

  5. Guys, it's not a massive conspiracy over the Conan photo. Conan helped James get ready for his hosting job so he didn't want to make fun of him just for a bit.

  6. Guys he literally just saw the Oprah one and thought it’d look funnier it really isn’t that big of a deal. They rehearse all this beforehand and if he didn’t want the Conan one it wouldn’t be there

  7. I notice at the end that Reggie can't even sing "celebrity noses" correctly. That made this bit even funnier.

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