Couch Commander

Couch Commander


Female Speaker: The Obama’s
are staying in D.C. for two years after the
President leaves office. Chuck Todd: He’s about to
go from Commander in Chief to Couch Commander. The President: —
you, Chuck Todd. What am I going to do
in D.C. for two years? (music) The Vice President:
Get around to London, Mr. President. The President: I can’t
go every day, can I? The Vice President:
Which do you like better? These? Or These? The President: Joe,
they’re the same. The Vice President: They
capture different moods. The President: Joe, I
need some focus here. The Vice President: Coming
in here during aviator time, thinks everything — The President: I’m
sorry, what’s that? The Vice President: I
said, Mr. President, you got to be practical. And look, you
can drive again, you’re going to
need a license. You love sports, why don’t
you volunteer to work one of the teams around here? (music) The President: Is this
the Washington Wizards? I understand you’re looking
for some coaching help. Let’s just say I coached my
daughter’s team a few times. Hello? Hello? (music) Female Speaker: 44. The President: Finally. So, I’m going to be
in D.C. for awhile, and I thought I’d
take up driving again. Female Speaker:
What’s the name? The President: Barack
Hussein Obama. Female Speaker: Yikes. Well, since you don’t
have a driver’s license, you’re going to need
a birth certificate. The President: Really? Female Speaker: Really. The President: It’s real. Female Speaker: Is it? The President: It’s real. Female Speaker: But is it? (music) The President: Oh. Michelle left her phone. Let’s see here. Huh. She’s got Snapchat. Obamacare is great! And it’s really working! Sign up now! Male Speaker: Breaking news. Wolf Blitzer: Michelle
Obama in hot water, after posting this
video earlier today. The President:
Obamacare is great! And it’s really working! Sign up now! No? Mrs. Obama: No. The President: Did it get
a lot of views, at least? Mrs. Obama: Honey, enough. Enough. Why don’t you just talk
to somebody who has been through this. I got to go to SoulCycle. The President: She’s right. I know who I
need to talk to. Hey. It’s Barack. Listen, could
we get together. (music) Now that is a great movie. John Boehner: Yeah. It gets me every time. Tom Hanks: So long, partner. (music) The President: So, you
got any advice for me? John Boehner: So now
you want my advice? First, stop sending me all
these LinkedIn requests. And second, here’s the
beauty of this whole thing. You’ve got all the time in
the world to figure this out. You can just be
you for awhile. If you know how
to do that again. The President: So
I can just be me. (music) And I can wear my
mom jeans in peace. I hate these tight jeans. John Boehner: That’s good. That’s good. Yesterday, I had a beer
at 11:30 in the morning. And you know, McDonalds now
serves breakfast all day long. The President: And
Michelle’s going to be at spin class, so
she’ll never know. John Boehner: Right. Let it go. And it won’t be long, you’ll
be able to walk right out of the Oval Office singing
Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-a-Dee-Day. (laughter) And you’ve got plenty of
time to work on your tan. And you know what? I finally got the grand
bargain on a sweet Chevy Tahoe. Look here. Look here. You want one? Wolf Blitzer: Breaking news. Former President Barack
Obama on his 347th round of golf for the year, and
it’s totally great. And Gloria, not a
problem for anybody. Gloria Borger: I can’t think
of a reason to care, Wolf. And believe me, I’ve tried. (music)

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