Dwight Schrute Does Healthcare – The Office US

Dwight Schrute Does Healthcare – The Office US


what did I do I did my job i slashed benefits to the bone I saved this company money was I too harsh maybe I don’t believe in coddling people and the wild there is no health care and the wild health care is how I hurt my leg I can’t run a lion eats me and I’m dead well I’m not dead I’m the lion you’re dead all right who did this I’m not mad I just want to know who did it so I can punish them what are you talking about ah someone forged medical information and that is a felony okay whoa all right cuz that’s a pretty intense accusation how do you know that they’re fake ah leprosy flesh-eating bacteria hot dog fingers government-created killer nano robot infection you did this didn’t you absolutely not yes you did no I didn’t I know it was you okay fine you know what I’m gonna have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes him or herself known and until that time there will be no health care coverage for anyone the problem Jim mm-hmm is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won’t receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff Count Chocula dose sounds tough why did you write that down Jim is it because you know I love Count Chocula do you I think you need to confess the fact yep what are you doing what those are my keys good luck Jim damn it no Jim let me up Jim lick Jim Halpert let me out who is this let me out of you’re fired no differently yes I can I’m manager for the day not your desk okay can you hold on one second I’m getting the beep Jim Halpert hey hey Pam how are you Jim good how are you I’m doing okay Jen excited for the weekend oh yeah yeah what do you um I’m not bothering you am i you know not if anything you’re doing I have nothing great Jim um yeah no this weekend nothing I’m not really doing anything oh yeah might go to the mall no I need new shoes Oh interesting hello hello this is Dwight Schrute calling for jan levinson-gould hi Dwight Schrute calling acting manager Scranton branch listen I need your permission to fire Jim Halpert Oh Dwight Schrute from sales well where’s Michael Scott he is not here right now he put me in charge of the office all right listen to me very carefully you are not a manager of anything understand that’s not entirely true because he put me in charge of picking a healthcare plan [Music]

100 comments

  1. Does anyone else think Jim is a bully? 8 times into reruns and I'm seeing Jim in a different light

  2. This is one of the first episodes, and it is such a perfect introduction to Dwight.

    I didn't like that in the series finale, Dwight became the regional manager. Despite always wanting to become it, people like him just are not capable of being the The Big Pie.

    They would end up doing things just like Dwight did, after they lost Angelo as Regional Manager.

    Discouragingly enough, people who often come in after getting fired and shoot up the place are usually like Dwight;
    They've convinced themselves they are in charge, or should be in charge, or that everyone disrespects them by not obeying them as the master, like they think they deserve!

    I was concerned Dwight would shoot someone like Andy one day, but I though it would be on purpose!

  3. If any one thinks Dwight.K.Schrute is dumb, let’s see the two of you compete in a Mule Deer skinning contest and we’ll see who’s the dumb one.

  4. "Government created killer nanorobot infection."

    All I kept hearing in my head was "Snake? Snake…SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!"

  5. Yep
    What are you doing
    What
    Does are my keys
    Good luck
    JIM DANM IT NO JIM LET ME OUT JIM LET…..
    throw the keys
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”- Unknown.

  7. Who’s here after watching the Indian office remake? It was so cringe I had to rewatch this scene just to make myself feel better.

  8. 2:00 "the difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" – I LOVE THE OFFICE AND HIDDEN GEMS WITH IT.

  9. I like how he says “Dammit, Jim!” when he sees the information, yet still bothers to ask who did it.

  10. Honestly the first few episodes of this show were awful. But they did have quite a few funny moments such as this one

  11. It’s funny how he so vehemently declares its Jim yet goes outside and asks who was responsible for doing it.

  12. Excuse my language but what the fuck is wrong with Jim's hair. He looks like he has a freaking little girls haircut. Lol 😂.

  13. here you can tell the characters don’t have their traits defined yet because Angela laughs at the fake diseases

  14. 1:00 angela said in an interview she kept laughing at 'hotdog fingers' so they had to keep it in (plus there kevin/brian just pointing at her to snitch) lol the more you know :/

  15. 1:50 one shot, the camera is inside the conference room. In a subsequent shot when Dwight is locked in, there is no cameraman and no time for anyone other than Jim to leave.

  16. the 1st season of The Office.. Jim’s Mop Top.. Scumbag Michael.. Changing Office Workers.. grey-ish filter.. crazy.

  17. “ In the wild healthcare is ow I hurt my leg.I can’t run .A lion eats me and I am dead .Wow.
    But I’m not dead ,I’m the lion.”

  18. people similar to the character dwight, make life a living hell and I would not be surprised if people like that were what's wrong with the world.

  19. People in these comments make me wanna fucking puke. You guys are a bunch of insensitive pieces of fucking shit. Who the hell laughs at someone having Hot Dog Fingers or Government Created Nanobot infections, Spontaneous Dental Hyrdroplosion, and Mad Cow Disease. You guys need to have some empathy and imagine how you would feel if your teeth started to melt in your mouth, and if you had Hot Dog Fingers. The only diseases in here that are funny were the fake ones like Leprosy, Ebola, and Anal Fissures. Just try to be more sensitive

  20. I feel like 0:58 is a character break/blooper since it was Angela's character that cracks up first. Even Kevin and Oscar seem to behave differently as well. Probably just kept it in.

  21. Wow, this is hilarious! To funny, honestly someone needs to make a show about Dwight and Jim and their lives as a sequel or whatever it's called to the show!😂😂

  22. 0:59 Angela and Kevin broke. I originally just thought they were laughing at dwight but in an interview she says they both broke during the take

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