Internet Heroes of Genius: Person Still Using Their Middle School Email

Internet Heroes of Genius: Person Still Using Their Middle School Email


Bud Light Presents: Internet Heroes of Genius. ♪ Internet Heroes of Genius! ♪ Today we salute you, Person Still Using Their Middle School Email. ♪ Person Still Using Their Middle School Email! ♪ You came up with a cool name when you were 12. Now you’re giving your bank a little taste of what that guy used to be into. ♪ Hacky_Sacker ♪ Sure, it’s the email you only use to buy stuff. But sometimes you have to say, “UltimateFrisboi65” with a straight face. That’s “boi” spelled, “B-O-I!” We’re not sure what’s more incredible: That you emailed your resume from “SupaSportyChick4eva” or that you still got an interview. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O.G. of the Email. Because your @-sign always remembers where it came from. ♪ Person Still Using Their Middle School Email! ♪

13 comments

  1. I just heard this on Spotify. It's amazing. I can't believe I'm about to add a commercial to my playlist.

  2. Thumb up for Bud Light…thou I feel you left something on the table here. No bottle open sfx, background singers and the music bed…comes off as somewhat homemade despite nice VO, vocals and script. Pete Stacker's and David Bickler's voices were the RMOG. Perhaps contractual issues came to play. Don't get me wrong…I love it…yet I'm torn. (like an old sweater) Expired born on date Bud Light comparisons can be found by cracking open the bottle cap to the left. Enjoy

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