MY MAIL ORDER BRIDE!

MY MAIL ORDER BRIDE!


(wedding music) – SHUT UP! – Alright, dude, what’s going on? You always love your SpaghettiOs. – I don’t know. I just– I just feel like I’m missing something, you know? Do you think I need a girlfriend? – No, you need more than that. – A Fleshlight? – What?
– What? – No, what you need is a Russian mail-order bride. Check it out. Svetlana! Come on, we don’t got all day. Hey, honey, do you think you could give me a back rub? – (speaking Russian) – (in frustration) She always does that. LOOK. There. God. See, dude? My life is pretty much perfect now. – (in broken English) Help. Bad man, call police. – You’re right. I should go get one. Thanks, man! – Have fun. Alright, time for my leg waxing! I want this jungle of hair to be gone. (gunshot) Aw, man! (beep-beep) – Siri, find me a Russian mail order bride. – Did you mean Mail Order Bride, or Male Order Bride? – Uhhh, MAIL order bride. – Okay. Finding Russian Male Order Bride. – Thanks, Siri! (dramatic music) – I’m sorry, I do not understand what you mean by “Why is my poop green?” (doorbell rings) – Mail order bride day, Siri! – Ouch, that hurt, bitch! (steamy music) – (in broken English) Happy wedding day, my American love! – What the hell? – I am mail order bride Vladimir. – No, I- No, This is not what I asked for. – Too bad, I come in! – Mom, I’ll take out the trash later! Hold on, I’m getting another call. Hey dude, what’s up? – Dude, Anthony. My Russian mail order bride is a… man. – You spelled “Mail” wrong, didn’t you? – I bring you pot pie chicken! – DAMMIT VLADIMIR, I DON’T WANT YOUR STUPID FOOD! Hurry up, Anthony. He’s cooking me food and cleaning things and it’s really starting to piss me off! – Alright, I’ll be right over. – HEY, STOP THAT! – You like pedophile? (doorbell rings) – Alright, dude. So here’s what you gotta do if you wanna get r- – Wha-, who’s this? -My new mail order bride. – So you got a new one? – Yeah. I gone through several. – Then what happened to the others? – They died. (screaming) So anyway, if you wanna get rid of the Russian male order bride out there, you just have to challenge him to a Poovi Dipev. – What? – It’s Russian for Talent Show, idiot. You see, they have to accept all challenges of Poovi Dipev. – Sounds legit. – YOU STAY! – Alright, Vladimir, I challenge you to Poopy Diaper. – He means Poovi Dipev. – Uh…. yeah. – Anyway. If we win, you have to go back to your stupid Russia place. – I accept. Prepare to be lose! – God, his grammar sucks d*ck. – Привет. Hello. Today I sing Capitalist Pig American National Anthem. ♪ Oh, hey can it be, ♪ ♪ I like dogs and like bride. ♪ ♪ And my uncle Mikael ♪ ♪ said Twilight is good book. ♪ ♪ Aaaand laaaand oooof shiiiip ♪ ♪ and the (unintelligible, high-pitched) ♪ YOU GO NOW. YOU’RE GOING TO BE LOSE. – You ready for this? – Let’s do it! (dance pop music) – I cannot be lose. I CANNOT BE LOSE! They cannot send me back to Mother Russia. (gunshots fired, guys screaming) (laughing evilly) – HAH! You just shot our stunt doubles! (dramatic chords, flies buzzing) – I cannot believe I am lose. – OK, Vladimir, I’ll let you stay… (creepy voice) on one condition! (laughing evilly again) – I love America! – I love being married! – I love peeing in water balloons! – What?
– What? – WHAT?! – To see an alternate ending and bloopers, click the link in the description below! – Kill shot right here. (gunshot) – Thank you for the subscribings! I like it very much!

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  5. poovi debev is not Russian for talent show.

    шоу талантов
    shou talantov is Russian for talent show. y'all are need to get your translations checked…

  6. When they had to dance I thought someone was doing the tricks cuz I saw that one had blond hair and when they got shot my face 😱 and then they came out and *my face*😐😶🙂😕😲😮😐

  7. I love these even tough these are really old and I love the new ones to I love watching y'all y'all make my day thx

  8. Good evening 🌆 everyone today I’m going to sing 🎤 the national anthem from the United States 🇺🇸 of America 🇺🇸 oh hey 👋 can it be I like dogs 🐕 and cats 🐈 and my uncle Justin said Pete dragon 🐉 is a good book 📖 12 hours later

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