my old roommates want to fight me?

my old roommates want to fight me?


today I’m gonna talk about the worst
roommates I ever had now I have only had like three sets of roommates so like
this place in which I currently live it’s great like I have three roommates
one of thems my boyfriend I like him obviously and then two of my boyfriends
friends they’re great all four of us are just like really quiet nerds so stay in
our respective areas and watch TV quietly it’s perfect however the place
that I lived before this was not nearly as nice basically two years ago I moved
from my hometown to this current city to go to school and since I was you know 20
I didn’t have any money so I had to move into a place that like wasn’t
technically student housing but they rented by the room so I had one room in
an apartment of four bedrooms and I was randomly assigned three roommates god my legs ow
sitting cross-legged is a young man’s game in the two years that I lived there
five other people cycled through all the bedrooms one of them was a girl who was
studying to become a personal trainer and she had that personal trainer energy
at all hours of the day and the night very nice just definitely acted like
your mom’s friend it’s been like a week since we talked how are you I made
cookies out of protein powder if you want some theyre just over there she was
very sweet roommate one five out of five stars
roommate two is such an enigma to me we had I think like two or three
conversations in the year that we both live there I think she was an
engineering student and sometimes she cooked things when I was around she had
a boyfriend I think that’s all I got roommate to five out of five stars
roommate three was a transfer student from somewhere in China she was very
sweet offered me her like Chinese snacks all the time that was cool had some boxed lemonade that like I still sometimes think about but she had so
much stuff it was her room and the communal closet and our entire living
room and like half the kitchen and that was just like overwhelming to the senses
roommate 3 4 out of 5 stars now roommate 4 and 5 I’m gonna have to group together
because they were friends they moved in together after the other three roommates
moved out they were such a bane on every part of my life my home my self-esteem
they cleaned once every two months not deep cleaning any cleaning if they used
a bowl in the beginning of March it would not be clean until May
and I didn’t want to do dishes that aren’t mine because then that sets the
precedent that I’m just doing your dishes so our apartment was fucking
nasty all the time like when I was living there my school and work schedule
was kind of insane like I’d had classes from like nine to five and then I worked
five to nine did homework nine to midnight and then slept like five hours
I’m surprised I survived that but so like I would go grocery shopping like
once a month I’d buy a shitload of like frozen stuff and then just eat that and
then that would take up like most of the freezer which like I understand is
annoying but instead of like I don’t know talking to me about it
they left passive-aggressive notes on the freezer other people use this
freezer please clear some of your stuff out next day I would go there and
realize that they had just thrown away half of my food that’s not okay yo I
barely have money to eat and you threw away my food to fit in your ice cream I
really hope one of them sees this and tries to fight me that would be such a
good story I might die roommate four was like six too but if I live it’d be a
great clickbait video almost murdered by old roommate real life single white
female aside from like housework though I was 22 and I was just like here to
live and keep my things and sleep they were both I believe 19 when they moved
in it was their first time being away from their parents house or a dorm and
so they were here to fucking rage the first two weeks after they moved in they
threw a party every single night like ragers with like 15 people until 4:00 in
the morning and like half the time one of their rowdy friends would like knock
on my door at like 1:00 being like can we use your boardgames
do you have towels do you want any jungle juice no fuck off I’m asleep they
would smoke weed on our balcony they would Juul in the living room all of
the remnants of the party would just be there until two months later when they
finally cleaned and like to say something positive they did try to like
include me they were like we want to be friends let’s hang out and I was kind of
like okay like I’ve been out of the house literally for 12 hours today I
kind of just want to like go to bed which was like kind of rude I admit that
but then their response to that was so much worse they decided that since I was
kind of like minding my own business and doing my own thing that that meant that
I hated them like I would be home they would know I was home
be in the living room talking loudly complaining about how she’s such a
fucking bitch all she does is sit in her fucking room like we invited her out
here why the fuck doesn’t she want to hang out oh my god why are you taking
this so personally so literally there’s like this feud now after like two weeks
of them living there and my lease isn’t up for nine more months and I was just
like oh god it was a really shitty year like I’m not gonna lie they were both
from Texas so they used that as a reason to keep the apartment at 80 degrees all
the time one of them had a boyfriend who would come over every night not a big
deal except for the fact that they would watch TV two feet from my bedroom at
maximum volume until 4:00 in the morning and if they forgot to turn off the TV
before they actually went to bed the Netflix opening sound would just loop
every 45 minutes at top volume and scare the shit out of me one time they got
home at 4:00 in the morning proceeded to turn on every light TV – max
cooked an entire meal and ate it didn’t go to bed until like 7:00 a.m. I
actually went to make coffee while they were still awake like which like I don’t
give a shit but pipe the fuck down and like okay a lot of this kept going on
because I didn’t really have the balls to like tell them any of my complaints I
was just like really hoping that they’d stop and then they didn’t so like that’s
on me y’all caught me slipping I know this I did get like my one little piece
of revenge though our apartment complex provided us with free Wi-Fi but you had
to buy the router yourself I bought one with the first set of roommates but
thing four and five did not know that so when I moved out I kind of just like
took the router didn’t tell anyone I was moving just kind of left so like the
next day after I’ve moved wherever you put the router it’s not working can you
bring it into the living room oh yeah I actually moved out and the routers mine
so you’ll just need to get a new one hmm that’s interesting sorry cuz why would
the apartment give us free Wi-Fi but no way to access the Wi-Fi I don’t know
they just don’t I bought it with the people who lived here before you it’s
mine okay whatever and then I removed her from my Facebook
and my life has been very chill since then really really I’m hoping that this
hoe went to the leasing office and was like the bitch who moved out stole our
router and for the person working there to be like what are you talking about we
don’t supply you the router oh god I hope that happened I don’t even need it
in this apartment my boyfriend had one when I moved in you

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